Church of ScienTOMolgy

The Church of ScienTOMolgy is the largest of the three main religions in the world, the others being Sco'iani'e and Muslima.

Origin
According to Ancient Indian and Chinese texts, decoded by TOM historian Tu Mun Shudi, The Church of ScienTOMolgy has it's origins when TOM raped for the first time.

Not much more is known about the origins of the religion, except the fact that it is usually a result of AIDS. Therefore, most ScienTOMologists are Black unless they have some other connection to TOM.

Worshipping
The whole point of the Church of ScienTOMolgy is to worship TOM, this can be done simply by having AIDS or by making it easier for TOM ro rape you when it is your turn.

There are alternative ways of worshipping TOM, but only few people have managed to find these. One of those peope is John Travolta, who does an exelent job in worshipping TOM by singing and dancing to "Greased Lightning".

All black people follow ScienTOMolgy, but some humans also worship TOM. Among these are Tom Cruise, John Travolt, Tu Mun Shudi, Johnny and Einar the Asshole.