Sco'land

Sco'land (English pronunciation: Scotland) is a marvelous coun'reh. Sco's speak qui'e awesomely.

Language
Sco'esh es a greet language. Ye basicleh remoove all the T's and some'imes the D's in the me'le of the wurd. Sco'esh is spoken bah peopoh like Hagred, TOM and Adolf Hi'leh.

Cul'ure


In Sco'land theh have kel's so ye can wa'ch all o' the decks. Theh also have Sco'esh Terriers. Theh have lats o' sheep cruisen arund.

William Wallace
William Wallace is a real son o Sco'land, he's the real William Wallace. He's seven feet tall, he kell men by the 'undreds an ef he was her' he'd consum theh En'lish weth fireballs from hie eis, ant bolts of lightnen from hes arse.

Sco'ian'y
Sco'iani'y es a relegien where ye speek Sco'esh all the time. Ye besecleh wurshep evvrethen Sco'esh and wear a kelt.