Man Tits

Man Tits (Scottish pronnounciation: Man Tets) are wonderful and beautiful additions to a mans body. They are bigger and better that women's breast and are fabulous.

Attraction in public
Studies have shown that if you have man tits you get 69000% sex than the avarage male. It is thought that the appeal from dudes is higher too.

Use


Man tits has many uses. You can rub them all around, cuddle with them, and if you forgot two pillows for a sleepover with two friends, they can use your man tits as pillows. A wallet, keys, gum and whatever you would have in a purse, can be stored in your man tits, it's more eco-friendly and more convenient.

Famous people
Some famous people have man tits, like Tu Mun Shudi, Einar the Asshole and the infamous Ole.