Oil Money

Oil Money (Scottish pronunciation: Oil Moneh) is an effective way of making money.

Oil Rigs
Oil Rigs can be found in the North Sea. They are awesome and Johnny's oil money making dad works on one. Norway owns many of the oil rigs there, mostly because they got the Danish oil guy drunk and got him to sign papers he wasn't supposed to sign and accidentaly gave oil territory to Norway. This has made Norway rich.

Muslims and Oil
Much oil comes from the muslims in the Middle East and they make wonderful oil kebabs that Tu Mun Shudi loves for dinner. You can buy oil money at your local Muslima.com.