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What is this number? 69. What does it mean? 69. How is it important? 69.

These are all relevant questions. 69. First, we must look at the year; 1969.

Lots of things happened in this year, 1969. Tu Mun Shudi's dad was born, in 1969. MIP went to the moon, in 1969. And confirmed and prooved with pictures, in 1969. That the moons was made of Murica, in 1969. The year 1969 was also the year where TOM, with the aid of the 69 united american drug cartels, declared war against the 69 year old war mongering Ghandi, who threatened to nuke TOM with 69 class 69 nukes, in 1969. However, TOM and the 69 drug cartels managed to beat the old, 69 year old Ghandi, after 69 weeks, 69 days, 69 hours and 69 minutes, in 1969. This event would be forever remembered, in the 69th edition of 69-Meier's Civ 69. Where you can play as, or against, the 69 year old Ghandi, and his 69 nukes.

After TOM's decisive 69 victories, in the 69 battles against the 69 year old Ghandi with the 69 mexican drug cartels, he decided to make 69 his favorite number. Because of this, TOM always rapes his 69 favorite victims, 69 times, every 69th day.

On his 69th birthday, TOM, the 69 year old, decided to chill with his also 69 year old best muslima friend, Muhammed. With the 69 year old Muhammed, TOM wrote all 69 chapters of the Quran. Muhammed would later spend his remaining 69 years converting all of the 69 arabian nations into Islam. TOM had hoped Muhammed would stick to the original 69 step plan, and name the religion "TOMslam" but Muhammed became a 69th degree hipster, and called it Islam instead. TOM would later get revenge, 69 years later in the year 1969, by founding the religion "ScienTOMolgy" along with 69 disciples, including the 69 year old Tom Cruise, as well as Draco Malfoy, who finds joy in partaking in the 69 sexual act.

69 is also relevent, since every important person died at the age 69. Hitler? Died at 69. Henry 69.? Died at 69. Queen Elizabeth, the 69th? Died at 69. Even Barack Obama himself died at the age of 69, in the summer of 69.

So, as you can see, 69 is an important number. You should teach your kids about 69, as well as your grandparents.

May 69 be with you.

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