Methato

Methato (Scottish pronunciation: Metheh'o) is a drug invented by Johnny, Tu Mun Shudi and with a little bit of help from TOM. It is produced and distributed through SCAMP Inc.

Ingredients
Methato consists of meth and potato. It can also only be made with the help of TOM.

Use
The drug can be eaten, snorted, injected and smoked. A small methato makes you high for about 69 minutes, medium for 69 hours and a large one lasts for 69 days. It is possible to get larger, though these are much more expensive and will result in you being high for 69 years.

An official statement from Johnny said that methato is compatible with the Norwegian Cheese Cutter and is highly effective with it.