Æ vs Æ

There have been much debate concerning how to pronounce Æ, the Norwegians pronouncing it Æ and the Danes pronouncing it Æ.

The Danish way
Press conference with Tu Mun Shudi.

"I personally think the Norwegian Æ sounds way too much like an Æ, and not at all like Æ. Why do I think Æ is better than Æ? Well, Æ just sounds better than Æ! I just don't understand how the Norwegians have come to pronounce Æ as Æ, and not Æ. Now, in Denmark you pronounce Æ like Æ, which sounds much more right than that foul Æ sound the Norwegians call Æ. Now, please excuse me I have important buisness"

The Norwegian wæy
Written by Johnny.

 Æ is much better than  Æ  in my opinion. The Danes say  Æ  completely the wrong way. It's  Æ for fucks sake!

Here is an official quote from the one and only Einar the Æsshole. The Danes must be idiots to say Æ as Æ. It just sounds so dumb and they probably got it from the Swedes or something like that. It is disgraceful to Scandinavia to pronnounce it as Æ. They should start using Æ right away.

The Joker
When the Swedes realized how Awesome Æ and Æ were, they wanted to copy it so badly, because Swedes are horrible at coming up with great ideas. So when they tried to copy it, they ended up with the disgusting "Ä". Ä is of course banned in Norway and Denmark.